#2

Dear Lily And Iris,

I have this super clingy, super dodgy, annoying ex boyfriend, who is slightly psychotic. He went crazy when we broke up and threatened to commit a suicide a handful of times. It's been three months since we've broken up. He's still trying to turn people I know against me and telling me he loves me. I've a new crush who likes me back, but my ex is threatening to hurt him. I'm so sick of him, I just want to live my life. Help me?

Yours,

Sick-of-always-carrying-around-pepper-spray.

Dear Pepper spray,

Well, your ex boyfriend does sound like a handful. The best thing to do is to tell him bluntly(don't try to be nice to stop from hurting his feelings) to back off. He has two options. (A)To fuck off and not be in your life at all or (B)To be a supporting friend and accept that you've moved on. If he hopefully chooses B, and seems to be coming too attached once again, the best thing to do is to avoid him until he gets over it.

Yours,

Lily.

Ps. Please choose "normal" boys in future :) I share your pain.